Off The Hit Parade lyricsOn Rebel Chorus (1982)
Off The Hit Parade (John Schumann) This song sounds like it is probably by John Schumann, but if you know for sure please contact me! Well I got Linda Von Ronstadt on my radio and Rod Stewart's face on the wall If I could take off these roller skates I'd go out and play football Oh Linda you're like a splinter under everybody's nail And its either laryngitis or that Grand Old Opry whale Well I went down to the deli to buy myself a rock and roll rag And guess whose pictures on the cover Hot Rod in drag! Rod Stewart I think you blew it It's the third tour in three years And its not that I mind the rock'n'roll band but But the leopardskin shits me to tears Well Linda Von Klondike's at the oval And Rod Stupid's at festival hall But if you want to hear an Australian band You've got to hear them at the local scout hall Oh Linda you're like a splinter under everybody's nail And its either laryngitis or that Grand Old Opry whale Rod Stewart I think you blew it It's the third tour in three years And its not that I mind the rock'n'roll band but But the leopardskin shits me to tears |